Who would ever want to be king?

literally only making this so our group doesn't die. and because these dudes are fucking ace.

every year i make up a christmas guide for my family to use. here it is.

kla;j

I kind of regret taking this. YOLO.

This one needs to make me the happiest. I need all the strength humanly possible to face Algebra II.

There's nothing quite like the grandeur of a Virgo woman; I would know, considering how often I'm around them. I'm a Virgo, my mom's a Virgo, and so is my best friend.
 
We're far from the age-old stereotype of a nitpicky neat freak, as much as we are a group of refined, caring, easygoing, thinkers.
 
A Virgo is not quick to fall in love with just any dashing gentleman, no, she knows how silly she looks fawning all over a man she'll forget about in a month's time. Her discerning eye helps her to determine which of the many lads vying for her attention is most worthy, and only then will she let herself fall absolutely, blissfully in love. Men born under Cancer, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio, and often Pisces are those most likely to steal the Virgo woman's heart, though other planets should be factored into synastry.
 
We're not a sign to be fooled easily, and we won't give up. Treat us wrong, and we'll throw you out without an ounce of regret. Treat us right, and you have a loyal friend willing to fight tooth and nail for you.
 
Legendary Virgo women of yesteryear include Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Queen Elizabeth I, Twiggy, and Lauren Bacall.
 
Virgo gals you might look up to today are Blake Lively, Evan Rachel Wood, Billie Piper, Lea Michele, Pink, Beyonce Knowles Michelle Williams, Emmy Rossum, Alexis Bledel, and Rose McGowan.
 
You'll find yourself in the company of some rather handsome gents, too; Buddy Holly, Nick Jonas, Ian Harding, Hugh Grant, Tom Felton, Chris Pine, James Marsden, Armie Hammer, Chad Michael Murray, and Kevin Zegers.
 
Wanna follow some awesome Virgos here on Poly? My girls @waldorfsdaughter and @bearwrestler are two cream of the crop Virgoans.

Moral of the story: Ian Harding is sexy and this has been in my drafts longer than the list of people who don't give a f*ck about your Facebook status.

Prior to cleaning out my purse, this would have been EXTRA fun.
 
Regardless, my purse contains:
 
-My wallet (money, student ID, Barnes and Noble card, and Tangled stickers because I'm a grown up miss)
-Icebreakers Wintergreen Mints
-A playbill from the show I saw on Friday.
-A multitude of pens and pencils, although my hunt for a notebook small enough to fit in my purse still treads onward.
-Lipstick
-A powder compact
-iPhone
-Earbuds
-Sunglasses
-A copy of Catcher in the Rye
-Hand sanitizer
-A barette
 
Now you know what to look for when you mug me.